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It's Black.
It's White.
Bucking tradition
as only Frozen Yak can, Noir et Blanc represents nothing
less than a giant step backward in computer gaming! With no new technology
and pretty much no story to speak of, you'll be riveted to your chair
with this boring, mundane and pedestrian release!
Features
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Not 3D,
but true 2D gaming action!
Giant,
slow-moving, blocky pixels -- just like Pong!
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No characters!
No storyline! No weapons! It's just raw gaming at its finest!
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Your grandma
will love this game!
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No more
than THREE exciting levels -- Easy, Medium and Hard!
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50% more
exclamation points than your average game!!!
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